Anatomy of the male brain
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Intro
Hello America since the beginning of time women have looked at men and they’ve asked themselves I wonder what’s going on inside his head.
What damn I’m going to show you with an in-depth presentation of the Anatomy of the male brain. now as you can see there’s two male brains.
this male brain is located in the skull and this brain is located in the genitalia region.
now we’ll get to this one later.
now as you can see at the front of the male brain is an area called man vision. this area gives a man the ability to see a deer 800 yards away in the middle of a cornfield but it gives him the inability to see a bottle of ketchup on the second shelf of the refrigerator even after the man’s spouse has told him the location of the ketchup bottle multiple times.
now you can see here this very small almost non-existent area of the male brain is called the toilet aiming center now ladies, a lot of y’all think that us men just walk in we pull our britches1 down and we gyrate our hips and try to pee everywhere but that ain’t the case.
see the fact is we have a very small toilet aiming center and that is because for millions of years men peed outside. freely peeing wherever we wanted to. then over the last 200 years we were asked to pee into an area the size of a football.
that is why the toilet aiming center is so small.
now the beer2 gland can also affect the toilet aiming center.
you see as the bear gland gets larger, the toilet aiming center gets way inaccurate. that is why a lot of drunk dudes pee all over the place. this is the lame excuses gland.
ladies if you’ve ever had a fella break up with you and him say
well i just love you so much that i’m scared you might break my heart. so i’m gonna break up with you. that came from the lame excuses gland.
as you can see here this is the remote control and tv center. this is responsible for men being able to go into any establishment and sniff out a remote control in a tv like a bloodhound.
this area is also the reason why men like to watch what they want to watch and they don’t care about what anybody else wants to watch.
now as you can see here this is the outside chores region
and the inside chores region.
the outside chores region is much larger. that is why men like to cut the grass. they like the rake. and they like the weight and the inside chores region is much smaller.
that’s why men are almost incapable of folding towels washing dishes and ironing clothes.
now this here is the ball sports region. this region is responsible for collecting all sports data, favorite players, favorite teams, favorite coaches etc. now this region gets so large that other parts of the brain have to shrink like the anniversaries birthdays gland.
that’s why a lot of men can tell you who won the 1996 national football championship but they can’t tell you their wedding
anniversary.
now this here is the measurement center of the male brain the measurement center is very accurate and it can tell exactly
what size, nut, bolt, sprocket or any other tool is needed for a job.
but the measurement center becomes very inaccurate when men are measuring body parts below the waist.
now this here is the power tools and heavy equipment gland.
now men will notice as they get older this gland will get larger.
that’s why their urge to go to home Depot and lowe’s becomes greater and greater as they age3. now this here’s
the hftg gland the hunting fishing trucks and guns gland. you see when a lot of men get together this gland swells and that’s when they talk about who killed the biggest buck
who caught the biggest fish who’s got the best truck
and who’s got the most guns.
now at the very back of the brain you will see the listening
gland. now the listening gland soaks up all information and it sends it out to other regions of the brain. but for whatever reason the listening gland completely shuts down when a man’s wife is telling him something she thinks is really important.
now i know a lot of y’all’s wondering well where’s the sex region at in the male brain. well let me direct you down here
to the second male brain which is located down at the male’s crotch now this male brain can be smaller in some men and larger in some men. but no matter the size the second male brain controls the first male brain. see this here is the message
center this area receives all messages from the second brain and it don’t matter what’s going on up here in this brain. if this little brain here decides hey i want to have sex. it shoots a message up to the big brain and all of this right here, this whole
region becomes the sex region and i will say that this gland here the beer gland can have a very large effect on the second male brain. ladies and gentlemen i hope that you have enjoyed
this presentation of the anatomy of the male brains god bless y’all. i love you.